奔跑的小白兔
这则笑话应该挺多童鞋已经看过，小编以前听到的时候就觉得。。。好可怕。。。
A is the when he upon a a joint. The looks at her and says, ” my , why do you do this? Come with me the , you’ll feel so much !” The looks at him, looks at the joint, it and goes off with the .
有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中, 在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿。小白兔看着长颈鹿说道：“长颈鹿我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢？和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉心情舒畅很多！”长颈鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻烟，把大麻烟向身后一扔，跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑。
Then they come an doing coke, so the again says, ” my , why do you do this? Think about your . Come with us the , you’ll feel so good!” The looks at them, looks at his coke, then it and with the and .
后来它们遇到一只正准备吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又对大象说：“大象我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢？想想自己的健康啊。跟我们一起在这片美丽的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉好很多！”大象看看它们，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟着小白兔和长颈鹿一起奔跑。
The three then come a lion about to shoot up and the again says, “Lion my , why do you do this? Think about your ! Come with us the sunny , you will feel so good!”
后来它们遇到一只正准备注射毒品的狮子，小白兔又对狮子说：“狮子我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢？想想自己的健康啊！跟我们一起在这片阳光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉如此美好！”
The lion looks at him, puts down his , and to beat the hell out of the . As the and watch in , they look at him and ask, “Lion, why did you do this? He was to help us all!”
狮子看看小白兔，放下手中的针筒，把小白兔猛揍了一顿。长颈鹿和大象被吓坏了，它们看着狮子问它：“狮子，你为什么要打小白兔呢？它只是想要帮助我们大家啊！”
The lion , “He makes me run the like an idiot each time he’s on !”
狮子回答：“这家伙每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑！”
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